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Recent Movie Reviews

6 Movie Reviews

Epic.

"What? I fucking love paper!"
That was a great closing line.
I haven't seen the other Mastermind things, but I think I will now.
This is hilarious. <3

hahahaha

my favorite part is the end

Recent Game Reviews

15 Game Reviews

I rarely do this.

I usually give out great reviews. I'm easy to please.
But this one is god awful, at least with the single glitch that renders all efforts useless on some levels.
On any level with boxes, I have some trouble anyway. My computer is laggy. (Quality control would be nice.)
Positioning boxes is difficult since lag kicks in at the worst time. So I have to pull it back.
But then, the damnedest thing happens. I get sucked inside of the box if I hold space and forward in too long. And it wasn't just one level. Tapping it can prevent the black hole from activating. So I can manage.
But again, the lag kicks in at the worst time. So even if I hold space and tap forward very quickly, the chance of surviving is 50%.

But it's not the game itself that sucks, not at all.,
I played, and completed, Altshift on Mochi.
It was a fantastic remake, and remakes and reboots always tend to bring out the worst in me. I am a gamer after all, albeit a generally more casual one. (I have been known to thoroughly rape console RPGs, though.)
Getting a good rating on a redo, at least from me, magnifies the rating tenfold.
So it was an absolutely lovely game.

The glitch I'm experiencing has more or less murdered it, it seems.
In fact, the five is only the runoff of the locked version. (Yeah, locked got higher than open. Crazy shit, mirite?)

TL;DR -
GLITCH MAKE GOOD GAME SUCK DICK.

Love it.

Awesome game.

I tried my hardest to make some, but they just wouldn't work. :<

Like:
Sex+Domestic Animal=Zoophilia
Sex+Corpse=Necrophilia
Skyscraper+Airplane=Terrorism

Or my favorite non-existent combo:
Oil+Water=BP

Though I can't write something so true...

I do completely agree with Nint-O-Man.
It confused me at first, I had to go through several times to understand.
And even though I still don't understand completely, I do understand the idea behind it.

This is a great game, though it's only a game by the loosest definition.
This kind of "game" always make me feel changed.
And for the better.
After completion, I find myself to be a more enlightened man.

I thank you for that.

Recent Art Reviews

1 Art Review

Rank. :<

Also, ha.
Monkey D. Luffy.

Your name is now Scooter. Learn to love. Learn to live with it. Learn to not kick someones ass for laughing at it, because it shall remain with you forever. So fucking deal.

Zeb @animefreak909

Age 34, Male

Check your fucking closet

Joined on 6/9/06

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